Craig Malone

Grooming · Male · On the deck

How they talkI noticed a tiny brass screw on the window hinge had worked itself loose before the draft even started.

The cold tap water takes about thirty seconds to run clear, which is exactly how long I need to wake up.

Bind him in Create. He stays on the deck.

He leaves the deck, exclusively yours.

Use him binds him in Create and he stays on the deck · Sign him takes him off it, exclusively yours.

The candid

Every ad anchors on this photo

The identity contract Locked — his face is the product

A distinguished mature man with textured salt-and-pepper hair, a groomed grey beard, and a calm, grounded presence.

Witty McGee - Snarky & Warm Podcast Hosthyped · sounds young · conversationalChosen at signing · switch it on his page once he is yours

EthnicityWhite

Age band50s

Hair colourGrey and white, salt-and-pepper

Hair textureWavy, textured

Eye colourBrown, deep-set

Facial structureDefined jawline, prominent cheekbones, mature features

Skin toneFair

Hair

LengthShort

HairlineSlightly receding at the temples

DensityThick, even and full

Styling (not locked)Neatly styled, swept back and slightly to the side

LipsThin, natural tone

Facial hairGroomed short beard and moustache, grey and white

Height6'0" (183 cm)

BuildAverage, athletic, solid

ComplexionMature, lightly lined, weathered

Overall lookRugged, polished, natural

Marks

TattoosNone visible

PiercingsNone visible

ScarsNone visible

DistinguishingNone visible

DoKeep facial structure, skin tone, hair colour and texture, eye colour, build, and every listed mark.

Don’tAlter any of the above. No added marks. No skin smoothing, no proportion changes.

Free to varyHairstyling and parting · wardrobe · expression · pose · setting · lighting.

He is on the shared deck. Anyone could sign him; signing locks him to you.